Host (Jennifer Welch or Angie Sullivan)

Spain has shown ironclad moral clarity.

Well, Lindsey Graham, who's like this bizarre drunken war hawk, is mad at Spain.

And then he's mad at them because it's going to cause him a problem to go home to South Carolina to explain to South Carolinians that they need to send their sons and daughters as boots on the ground in Iran.

This is how insane this man is.

Play the clip.

It's unbelievably rich that this old queen sits there and talks about double dealing.

And who knew he was such a fucking narcissist on top of all of the other shit with this guy.

I've been telling the Middle East this.

I've tried to help you.

Do you think that when you go over there that you carry a big stick, Lindsey?

You're a laughingstock.

Everybody with Wi-Fi service has Googled Lindsey Graham ladybugs.

And we all know that the DC escorts that you pay to do gay stuff with have reported that you have all these little moles all over your rectum and that you refer to them, don't mind those, those are just my ladybugs.

So you think that you can just run around the world and pretend that you're some straight, tough guy

and that Spain and that these Middle Eastern countries are gonna take you seriously?

Are you serious?

Like the delusion is just unbelievable.

And this is what I think every single journalist everywhere,

every human being if you're on a plane if you're in the airport if you're walking down the street if you're near washington dc just drop by congress and say this to lindsey graham everybody unanimously around the globe especially the spain the people in spain i'm calling on the citizens of spain to say this to lady graham every time you see him play the clip hey lindsey why don't you just admit that you're gay and then people won't blackmail you anymore yeah lindsey

Why don't you admit that you're gay so people won't blackmail you anymore?