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Tämä on alternatiivinen kommentaari-kollekti. Ainoa krikkit-kommentaari, jossa strikkit ja wickets ovat samanlaisia. Tämä on Razeenin, NZ's Most Trusted Paint. Hyvää huomenta, New Zealand. Tervetuloa päivä 4 tästä kolmesta testimatchista. Live from the Export Beer Garden Studios from Bay Oval, Blackcaps vs. the West Indies. Ja päivä, joka...

The Muffman, he has four and the West Indies are 390 for eight. The Alternative Commentary Collective, the only cricket commentary where streakers and wickets are equally celebrated. Brought to you by Rosin, 100% Kiwi-made paints and stains. Hei, kuka ajaa? Mä oon juonut vain neljä. Niin me nyt sit mennään. Mitäs täällä arvotaan? Bussilla, taksilla tai selvällä kyydillä tietty.

The Alternative Commentary Collective. The only cricket commentary team to come with a warning. And it's not for running on the pitch. Brought to you by Rosene. 100% Kiwi Made paints and stains.

The Alternative Commentary Collective. Unlike the 2019 World Cup, boundaries mean nothing to these guys. Brought to you by Racine, New Zealand's colour experts. Declaration now would be bold, wouldn't it? Like right now. Gone way 99, not out. Would be bold. That's enough. Early tea. Is it going to be...

So three men around the bat. Leg slip, regulation slip and a short leg. That's a good spot there to bowl in the footmarks and cracks. Outside off stump of the left-handed Campbell.