Howard Stern

Yeah, because I was going to say, you want to know something about private parts? Here's the funny thing. What a movie, by the way. Thank you.

Yeah, because I was going to say, you want to know something about private parts? Here's the funny thing. What a movie, by the way. Thank you.

Yeah, because I was going to say, you want to know something about private parts? Here's the funny thing. What a movie, by the way. Thank you.

But I've got to tell you a funny story about it because this leads into it. It's insane. So, you know... Closer to the mic, please. So, I wrote the book. I wrote the book, and I had no clue when they said they wanted to make a movie out of it. How am I going to make a movie out of this thing? Betty Thomas? Before Betty, I was involved in writing some of the scripts.

But I've got to tell you a funny story about it because this leads into it. It's insane. So, you know... Closer to the mic, please. So, I wrote the book. I wrote the book, and I had no clue when they said they wanted to make a movie out of it. How am I going to make a movie out of this thing? Betty Thomas? Before Betty, I was involved in writing some of the scripts.

But I've got to tell you a funny story about it because this leads into it. It's insane. So, you know... Closer to the mic, please. So, I wrote the book. I wrote the book, and I had no clue when they said they wanted to make a movie out of it. How am I going to make a movie out of this thing? Betty Thomas? Before Betty, I was involved in writing some of the scripts.

We had other writers and this and that. There were 25 full drafts of this thing, and each one was worse than the next. And my agent at the time, who just passed away, Don Buckle, but he said to me, these scripts are so bad, you'll be laughed at. So the movie studio said, listen, Reicher Entertainment put up the money, and Paramount was the distributor. And so they said, listen, this is crazy.

We had other writers and this and that. There were 25 full drafts of this thing, and each one was worse than the next. And my agent at the time, who just passed away, Don Buckle, but he said to me, these scripts are so bad, you'll be laughed at. So the movie studio said, listen, Reicher Entertainment put up the money, and Paramount was the distributor. And so they said, listen, this is crazy.

We had other writers and this and that. There were 25 full drafts of this thing, and each one was worse than the next. And my agent at the time, who just passed away, Don Buckle, but he said to me, these scripts are so bad, you'll be laughed at. So the movie studio said, listen, Reicher Entertainment put up the money, and Paramount was the distributor. And so they said, listen, this is crazy.

The money that we're spending on these writers and you're not accepting any of these scripts, we're going to hire Jeff Goldblum to play you since you won't do that. No way. Is that true? Great Jeff Goldblum, by the way. I looked him in the eye and I said, you know what? I would pay to see that. I would love to see Jeff Goldblum as Howard Stern. I think it would be terrific. But anyway.

The money that we're spending on these writers and you're not accepting any of these scripts, we're going to hire Jeff Goldblum to play you since you won't do that. No way. Is that true? Great Jeff Goldblum, by the way. I looked him in the eye and I said, you know what? I would pay to see that. I would love to see Jeff Goldblum as Howard Stern. I think it would be terrific. But anyway.

The money that we're spending on these writers and you're not accepting any of these scripts, we're going to hire Jeff Goldblum to play you since you won't do that. No way. Is that true? Great Jeff Goldblum, by the way. I looked him in the eye and I said, you know what? I would pay to see that. I would love to see Jeff Goldblum as Howard Stern. I think it would be terrific. But anyway.

No, but they were so frustrated with me because I had written into the contract. And again, this was my agent's brilliance. They couldn't make the movie unless I had full script approval. And I wrote half the scripts and they sucked.

No, but they were so frustrated with me because I had written into the contract. And again, this was my agent's brilliance. They couldn't make the movie unless I had full script approval. And I wrote half the scripts and they sucked.

No, but they were so frustrated with me because I had written into the contract. And again, this was my agent's brilliance. They couldn't make the movie unless I had full script approval. And I wrote half the scripts and they sucked.

Speaking of that. And then we got to go. Oh, you got to go? No, after that. No, you got to go.

Speaking of that. And then we got to go. Oh, you got to go? No, after that. No, you got to go.

Speaking of that. And then we got to go. Oh, you got to go? No, after that. No, you got to go.

You people are really tough about that. I have a hard out. Yeah. No, I do? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm very busy. I have to go home and paint and play the guitar. I'm busy. No, I sit at home and stare at the wall, and Beth looks at me. She's not allowed to leave the house.

You people are really tough about that. I have a hard out. Yeah. No, I do? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm very busy. I have to go home and paint and play the guitar. I'm busy. No, I sit at home and stare at the wall, and Beth looks at me. She's not allowed to leave the house.