Hugh Keevins

By the way, the traffic's bad, mate.

You've got to get down the road quickly.

You never know crossing that road, especially with the bad tip just now.

You're out of games quicker than Coletti in the agile.

I am under severe pressure no golf nothing I can hardly walk I'm struggling try again in my car it looks like I might need another a new one on the left hand side the right one being replaced I think the left one's now about to join get more metal in the bionic man I wonder how I done that

You know what I mean?

Your two hips going, I see the old football injuries.

You know what I mean, Cammie?

I wasn't even going to say football.

No, well, we'll call it football as we speak.

Moving on.

I fancy tips today.

I know there's still a lot of football and a long, long way to go.

I've just got a wee sneaky hips can get back and winning ways.

And plus the fact, Hugh, it adds a little bit of spice if Hibs had to go on and win that because they closed the gap in Motherwell.

Yep, yep.

So all of a sudden Motherwell's looking over her shoulders and they've got that massive game against Hearts tonight.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, yeah, they'll be looking behind and they'll be looking up because they'll be looking at Motherwell and a lot of people might fancy hearts to go there because of the situation, get three points.

So it would bring them closer, obviously, to Motherwell.