Hunter

You put me down and I have to fucking scrape my knees and get back up.

So you try to tell me right now that if you were like, oh, let's play this tape.

It's your dad candlelit room.

He has a massage table.

It's like your dad practicing.

It has not changed yet.

I'm saying that he's still massaging the ham.

I'm giving more details, which would be the dad.

It's like, think of like a massage room, candles, something that, you know, like the music.

Remember like an ocean sound.

The dad is intensely excited.

digging into this ham like a full like a full christmas ham on the table and try to tell me like actually finding that tape yeah i mean at first you'd be like yeah sure whatever but if it kept popping up that would be a little freaking freaky if i'm being honest i mean i i could be completely wrong but that's i mean and i'm not saying it's the most creative it's i'm you know this is just my first thing so we'll see and we'll see who's closest i don't know i don't know

I'm sorry, Isaiah, am I disappointing you with my performance of me trying to conversate with you on a podcast?

I don't want to let him do it.

Okay, hurtful.

I'm just trying to bring a little bit of light into this crazy dark world of internet horror stories.

So I apologize.

And I won't do it anymore.

There you go.

And you've already, for our Creepcast listeners, this is mom and dad fighting immediately at the beginning of the year.