Iain MacIntyre

I've never even heard them called Javis.

Yes.

Colin and Tawasin, ask us anything.

Would you rather use the Men in Black Mind Wipe

Everyone knows what that is.

To erase your memories as a Canucks fan and reset your fandom.

Control-Alt-Delete your Canucks fandom.

Or plug yourself into the Matrix in a world where the Canucks are perennial Stanley Cup favorites, but a part of you knows that it's not real.

Okay, well, I don't want any part of me to know that it's not real.

Isn't the whole idea of plugging yourself into the Matrix to just like...

You make a decision at one point, but once you make that decision, you don't know that it's not real.

I don't want to control delete my fandom because... I kind of do.

If the Canucks ever win the Stanley Cup in my lifetime, and it's not looking great right now, but because of that, but because of that...

Because we've been through all this.

Like, isn't this all what we're still hanging around for?

Like, the payoff?

You know what they call the payoff pitch?

Like, we've been fouling balls off at the 3-2 count for a while now.

Patrick, I want to cut to the chase a little bit because there seems to be just a lot of talk and going around in circles and all that sort of stuff.

I mean, you've covered this story as closely as anyone in the media.