Ian Crossland
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Have you not played Bioshock Infinite?
I have not.
Man.
You know what the most disappointing thing about Bioshock Infinite was?
They got rid of the injections and you drink a soda.
Are you kidding me, dude?
Yeah, and Bioshock, it's a masterpiece.
It is a masterpiece.
If you've not played Bioshock, it will forever be one of the greatest video games or pieces of media ever created.
And they should definitely make a movie.
Based on Bioshock, but it's got to be true to the game.
So anyway, you go to Rapture, and it's just decimated, and they're splicer monsters.
And then you can find, what are they called?
Chat knows what they're called.
The stuff you find and inject yourself with that gives you powers.
Plasmids, there you go, plasmids.
And when they made Bioshock Infinite, they were like, I don't know if families want their kids going to their arm.
So they made it soda bottles, and you crack them open, and whoop, whoop.
Get out of here.
It'd be destroyed by the stomach acid.