Ian Crossland
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I'm 5'11".
Exactly.
But you don't want to, like, throw, like, scratch an itch that is going to enrage a bunch of... Like, you don't... Just to feed the bloodlust, you don't want to piss off half the world, you know?
The earth is a spaceship.
Civil War.
He's just railing on Ian.
He's about to say it.
He's about to say it.
But I like comedy that is
None of it's funny.
It's not comedy.
Roast is different because you kind of agree before you go in, we're all going to make fun of each other tonight.
But just picking somebody out in the world and talking shit about them to get laughs is like, oh, this is so easy.
It's so easy.
It's so hard to make people laugh intelligently that without...
First, I am thrilled to name Stanley Richards as the commissioner of the New York City Department of Correction.
Stanley will make history in this role as the first ever formerly incarcerated person to serve as commissioner.
You do that well.
Are you kidding?
Right?