Ian Crossland

And it said, it basically broke it down for me.

There have been around 10 sales in your area for exorbitant prices off market.

Meaning it's not on Zillow or Redfin or any of these websites.

It was a private, the landowners filed for a private limited liability partnership in Delaware, contacted data center acquisition and sold it at like a 5X premium.

And then it said, if I were to do this, estimations are around 300 million for my property, which normally should be 20 to 30 million.

And then I was like, wow.

I was like, this is crazy.

I was like, what do I do?

It gave me instructions.

It said, contact your local government, file these forms, file with the federal government these forms, email this man right now, and then delete this message.

Well, I mean, I don't know what I'd do with the money.

You know what I mean?

I think it's possible to go.

There's two ladders.

They say very dramatic.

It's certainly possible to get out of the friend zone.

So it's actually really simple, right?

So if you're a dude and you have a group of dude friends and there's like a group of girls and then one girl friend zones you, you need to find the strongest guy and beat him up to assert your dominance.

Physically dominated.

And then while he's on the ground, you go...