Ian Dennis

So I went to the museum, blah, blah, blah, on the Metro on the way back for the second time.

I had my wallet stolen.

No, I've had my wallet stolen on the Madrid Metro for a second time.

That's careless.

How unlucky is that?

In my almost 60 years on this planet, I've had a wallet stolen twice and both of them have been on the Madrid Metro.

I'm telling this actually as a public service announcement because that shows that if you're going to Madrid, which is one of the most fantastic cities that we go to, I think it's a brilliant, brilliant place to visit.

But you really have to be careful on the Metro.

I'm just wondering whether the petty crime and the A-list celeb stories mix.

Your wallet wasn't nicked by Beyonce, was it, John?

So I can tell you the lost passport story mixed in with the celebrity spotting.

It wasn't your passport, was it?

No, it wasn't.

I didn't lose my passport as well as my wallet.

When I was arriving, as I was about to leave the airport and get onto the metro, I got a call from our engineer, Oein.

who in doing all of the things he had to do with the the various forms that you have to fill in at the airport when you carry radio equipment he managed to leave his passport at the airport and he rang in a panicked style and said can you pick up my passport from the airport and so i went and did that but when i'd been

picking up my bag when I came off the plane, I walked past another luggage carousel, looked to my left and I thought, there's Stephen Fry.

And it was Stephen Fry at the luggage carousel.

And he was looking quite exasperated, actually, and there weren't any bags on the carousel, but I just carried on.

Anyway, when I had to go back and pick up the passport...