Ian Edwards

So let's talk. What's your last name? Lieberman. The first guy looked way more Lieberman than you.

It's just fun watching a gay Sebastian Maniscalco. And they say, never meet your heroes.

Shut the fuck up.

I also don't understand why you think you're fertile. You're wasting plan B, bro.

Thank you.

It's like Bruce Lee's son is doing comedy. Yeah. Bruce Lee-tard.

What made your dad open a nail salon? My dad, he liked nail.

Right. That's controlling vegetables, yeah.

I should have asked which half. She controls her vegetables.

Like, what's the most Jabberwocky thing about you?

What's Jabberwocky? Come on, man. Let's act. Don't play that game with me.

You haven't been here that much. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

Okay, okay. Right. Take your time, Steve Buscemi.

All right. Let's keep talking about the... How do you... Is there a section on Grindr where the dude says, I like Coke or I got Coke? Like, how do you... I think it's implied on Grindr.

Red Band, getting involved. Eat two, Red Band. Is that your mystery machine double parked outside?

Never hire a dog sitter off Grindr ever again. Yeah.

So do you put the ice cream down the CPAP machine? It's the only way he'll use it.

Oh, okay.

Not bad.

Thank you.

And you have this? Bowling, huh? My mom is bipolar, you son of a bitch.

So all the time you stalked her at the bar, you never saw nothing like this coming?

I can't really talk about it. Ooh. Does that mean you're going to fly a plane into a tower? Absolutely.

And I was holding back from all my racist point jokes.

Were you angry when Ankar came on right before you?

Ah. Guess what? That orphan's going to jail.

Wow. That's redundant, man. Wow. You'll get killed faster than the black guy. Yeah.

You know what's fucked up, man? When I emailed you and asked you for a copy of the book.

Still, it would have been easier. And I'm a better DJ, also.

Yeah. You mean Star Wars or Spaceballs 3?

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