Ian Fidance

I wonder what that means. That's good luck. I always walk under piano's ladders. What's a piano? It's not his bad luck to walk under a piano. It wasn't the ones that fall on you, you dumbass. Cartoons.

That penis line was delivered like it was 1963. Dude, in the attic, can you do like my robot and make it go, my penis, my penis, my penis. He's rubbing off on everybody. Well, who are you going to try to find as a private eye? So people message me. I have an email address. You really are a comedian. Well, you are in showbiz. Luke, get me an email address, huh? This is bullshit. I got an email.

That penis line was delivered like it was 1963. Dude, in the attic, can you do like my robot and make it go, my penis, my penis, my penis. He's rubbing off on everybody. Well, who are you going to try to find as a private eye? So people message me. I have an email address. You really are a comedian. Well, you are in showbiz. Luke, get me an email address, huh? This is bullshit. I got an email.

That penis line was delivered like it was 1963. Dude, in the attic, can you do like my robot and make it go, my penis, my penis, my penis. He's rubbing off on everybody. Well, who are you going to try to find as a private eye? So people message me. I have an email address. You really are a comedian. Well, you are in showbiz. Luke, get me an email address, huh? This is bullshit. I got an email.

Actually, you also explained it like I don't know what messages are. Somebody messaged me.

Actually, you also explained it like I don't know what messages are. Somebody messaged me.

Actually, you also explained it like I don't know what messages are. Somebody messaged me.

Now I have it. Soon everyone will stink. You only got 24 hours to live. You better get your spots in tonight after tomorrow. I'm going to go out and ruin comedy. I'm like Medusa. Don't look at me like that. You don't know who Medusa is. What does Medusa have to do with it? Turns people to stone. Plus I have snakes in my underwear. Give me a pair of sunglasses. I don't want to turn to rock.

Now I have it. Soon everyone will stink. You only got 24 hours to live. You better get your spots in tonight after tomorrow. I'm going to go out and ruin comedy. I'm like Medusa. Don't look at me like that. You don't know who Medusa is. What does Medusa have to do with it? Turns people to stone. Plus I have snakes in my underwear. Give me a pair of sunglasses. I don't want to turn to rock.

Now I have it. Soon everyone will stink. You only got 24 hours to live. You better get your spots in tonight after tomorrow. I'm going to go out and ruin comedy. I'm like Medusa. Don't look at me like that. You don't know who Medusa is. What does Medusa have to do with it? Turns people to stone. Plus I have snakes in my underwear. Give me a pair of sunglasses. I don't want to turn to rock.

Just turn to baloney.

Just turn to baloney.

Just turn to baloney.

It's coming for us all. It's like the Evil Dead Necronomicon. Maybe bad is the new good, huh?

It's coming for us all. It's like the Evil Dead Necronomicon. Maybe bad is the new good, huh?

It's coming for us all. It's like the Evil Dead Necronomicon. Maybe bad is the new good, huh?

Lumpy. Chicks like it when your ears bleed. What? Mine are bleeding. Listen to you. Can I get a fucking protein bar or something? It ain't going to help, pal. Why don't you do a lap? Come back. Me and KJ got it.

Lumpy. Chicks like it when your ears bleed. What? Mine are bleeding. Listen to you. Can I get a fucking protein bar or something? It ain't going to help, pal. Why don't you do a lap? Come back. Me and KJ got it.

Lumpy. Chicks like it when your ears bleed. What? Mine are bleeding. Listen to you. Can I get a fucking protein bar or something? It ain't going to help, pal. Why don't you do a lap? Come back. Me and KJ got it.

Shit. Now we all have it. Luke's the funniest guy in the room. Switch seats real quick, Luke. I'm hyperventilating. This is serious broadcasting, gentlemen. You were never a doctor for a day, were you?