Ian Fidance

That was wild. You hang your punchlines down there, too? What the fuck, Henry? Oh, my God. Keep your jokes in your ball bag. You know what the saddest thing is?

That was wild. You hang your punchlines down there, too? What the fuck, Henry? Oh, my God. Keep your jokes in your ball bag. You know what the saddest thing is?

You're chasing dead money. The house always wins.

You're chasing dead money. The house always wins.

You're chasing dead money. The house always wins.

Put it all on green. Oh, God. Good God. You just want to pile scratch-offs statistically.

Put it all on green. Oh, God. Good God. You just want to pile scratch-offs statistically.

Put it all on green. Oh, God. Good God. You just want to pile scratch-offs statistically.

I wonder what that means. That's good luck. I always walk under piano's ladders. What's a piano? It's not his bad luck to walk under a piano. It wasn't the ones that fall on you, you dumbass. Cartoons.

I wonder what that means. That's good luck. I always walk under piano's ladders. What's a piano? It's not his bad luck to walk under a piano. It wasn't the ones that fall on you, you dumbass. Cartoons.

I wonder what that means. That's good luck. I always walk under piano's ladders. What's a piano? It's not his bad luck to walk under a piano. It wasn't the ones that fall on you, you dumbass. Cartoons.

That penis line was delivered like it was 1963. Dude, in the attic, can you do like my robot and make it go, my penis, my penis, my penis. He's rubbing off on everybody. Well, who are you going to try to find as a private eye? So people message me. I have an email address. You really are a comedian. Well, you are in showbiz. Luke, get me an email address, huh? This is bullshit. I got an email.

That penis line was delivered like it was 1963. Dude, in the attic, can you do like my robot and make it go, my penis, my penis, my penis. He's rubbing off on everybody. Well, who are you going to try to find as a private eye? So people message me. I have an email address. You really are a comedian. Well, you are in showbiz. Luke, get me an email address, huh? This is bullshit. I got an email.

That penis line was delivered like it was 1963. Dude, in the attic, can you do like my robot and make it go, my penis, my penis, my penis. He's rubbing off on everybody. Well, who are you going to try to find as a private eye? So people message me. I have an email address. You really are a comedian. Well, you are in showbiz. Luke, get me an email address, huh? This is bullshit. I got an email.

Actually, you also explained it like I don't know what messages are. Somebody messaged me.

Actually, you also explained it like I don't know what messages are. Somebody messaged me.

Actually, you also explained it like I don't know what messages are. Somebody messaged me.

Now I have it. Soon everyone will stink. You only got 24 hours to live. You better get your spots in tonight after tomorrow. I'm going to go out and ruin comedy. I'm like Medusa. Don't look at me like that. You don't know who Medusa is. What does Medusa have to do with it? Turns people to stone. Plus I have snakes in my underwear. Give me a pair of sunglasses. I don't want to turn to rock.

Now I have it. Soon everyone will stink. You only got 24 hours to live. You better get your spots in tonight after tomorrow. I'm going to go out and ruin comedy. I'm like Medusa. Don't look at me like that. You don't know who Medusa is. What does Medusa have to do with it? Turns people to stone. Plus I have snakes in my underwear. Give me a pair of sunglasses. I don't want to turn to rock.

Now I have it. Soon everyone will stink. You only got 24 hours to live. You better get your spots in tonight after tomorrow. I'm going to go out and ruin comedy. I'm like Medusa. Don't look at me like that. You don't know who Medusa is. What does Medusa have to do with it? Turns people to stone. Plus I have snakes in my underwear. Give me a pair of sunglasses. I don't want to turn to rock.