Ian Fidance

It's more of an infomercial. I'm going to strike that joke. Listen to me.

I am spiraling over here. I've lost all confidence somehow. Listen to me. If you're going to go to dinner. I know. It's another food wreck. Fig. It's really good. Fig. Yeah. In Charleston. Charleston. Charleston fig. Yes. Delicious. All right. Unbelievable. And Henry's. Henry's. Yeah. For the she crepes. Stop by Kippy's too. Go to Luke's. Go to Luke's. Real judgmental.

I am spiraling over here. I've lost all confidence somehow. Listen to me. If you're going to go to dinner. I know. It's another food wreck. Fig. It's really good. Fig. Yeah. In Charleston. Charleston. Charleston fig. Yes. Delicious. All right. Unbelievable. And Henry's. Henry's. Yeah. For the she crepes. Stop by Kippy's too. Go to Luke's. Go to Luke's. Real judgmental.

I am spiraling over here. I've lost all confidence somehow. Listen to me. If you're going to go to dinner. I know. It's another food wreck. Fig. It's really good. Fig. Yeah. In Charleston. Charleston. Charleston fig. Yes. Delicious. All right. Unbelievable. And Henry's. Henry's. Yeah. For the she crepes. Stop by Kippy's too. Go to Luke's. Go to Luke's. Real judgmental.

Listen, we normally don't break the fourth wall. We could be at three and a half minutes or five hours right now. I've lost all. I don't know where I am. Let's all guess at what minute we're at. I genuinely feel like we've always been here. We're three people that do this for a living for the last five years. What number do you think we're at?

Listen, we normally don't break the fourth wall. We could be at three and a half minutes or five hours right now. I've lost all. I don't know where I am. Let's all guess at what minute we're at. I genuinely feel like we've always been here. We're three people that do this for a living for the last five years. What number do you think we're at?

Listen, we normally don't break the fourth wall. We could be at three and a half minutes or five hours right now. I've lost all. I don't know where I am. Let's all guess at what minute we're at. I genuinely feel like we've always been here. We're three people that do this for a living for the last five years. What number do you think we're at?

I think we might have died when Ian came in, and we are now in the seventh ring of hell.

I think we might have died when Ian came in, and we are now in the seventh ring of hell.

I think we might have died when Ian came in, and we are now in the seventh ring of hell.

I'll say 48. It just says 666. 37 minutes.

I'll say 48. It just says 666. 37 minutes.

I'll say 48. It just says 666. 37 minutes.

Good God. Oh, man. What a fucking time warp, dude. Let's go to a highlight reel or something.

Good God. Oh, man. What a fucking time warp, dude. Let's go to a highlight reel or something.

Good God. Oh, man. What a fucking time warp, dude. Let's go to a highlight reel or something.

Just play There Will Be Blood or something like that.

Just play There Will Be Blood or something like that.

Just play There Will Be Blood or something like that.

I'm a vegetable oil man. Oh my God. What? Did I write that? Fuck. That's crazy. You should have said peanut oil. I don't know why. I'm a tallow man. I'm a grease man. I'm a beef tallow man. It's popular these days, beef tongue. I'm a mayonnaise man.