Ian Fidance

I feel sweaty. Stinky. I am so sweaty. I feel gross.

It's always fun having you.

It's always fun having you.

It's always fun having you.

My nose is running and I'm sweating. Me too, man. It's like I had she-crab soup. I feel like we're going to be zombies by the end of this podcast. Yeah, I'm not making a film. You got too much luggage.

My nose is running and I'm sweating. Me too, man. It's like I had she-crab soup. I feel like we're going to be zombies by the end of this podcast. Yeah, I'm not making a film. You got too much luggage.

My nose is running and I'm sweating. Me too, man. It's like I had she-crab soup. I feel like we're going to be zombies by the end of this podcast. Yeah, I'm not making a film. You got too much luggage.

What? What? What's a luggage?

What? What? What's a luggage?

What? What? What's a luggage?

Beep, beep. Everybody back it out of there. What does too much luggage have to do with it? He said, I'm not going to make it home. I said, yeah, you got too much luggage. He thought it had to do something with whatever he was bombing with. Yeah, the zombies they made in the airport. They got all their luggage.

Beep, beep. Everybody back it out of there. What does too much luggage have to do with it? He said, I'm not going to make it home. I said, yeah, you got too much luggage. He thought it had to do something with whatever he was bombing with. Yeah, the zombies they made in the airport. They got all their luggage.

Beep, beep. Everybody back it out of there. What does too much luggage have to do with it? He said, I'm not going to make it home. I said, yeah, you got too much luggage. He thought it had to do something with whatever he was bombing with. Yeah, the zombies they made in the airport. They got all their luggage.

Oh, God, we lost Ian. You look over, he's turning.

Oh, God, we lost Ian. You look over, he's turning.

Oh, God, we lost Ian. You look over, he's turning.

Did your mom make anything when you were home? Did she cook anything? She made me pastina. What's that? Oh, did she? Yeah.

Did your mom make anything when you were home? Did she cook anything? She made me pastina. What's that? Oh, did she? Yeah.

Did your mom make anything when you were home? Did she cook anything? She made me pastina. What's that? Oh, did she? Yeah.

And a little pastina for my little angel. With a side of cock ring, huh? Come on, that was funny. What? Look, if you don't name this, it's an episode positive for gay guys. Pastina is the little bitty pastas in, like, chicken soup. Yes. You forget you're Italian. Yeah. Or human. One. One.