Ian Fidance

We should all have quarters on our eyes. I had to pay the bridge man. Pay the bridge man. Pay the boat man. The boat man. They're removing my chains. Get across the river to unfunny town. Oh, buddy, you're the mayor.

We should all have quarters on our eyes. I had to pay the bridge man. Pay the bridge man. Pay the boat man. The boat man. They're removing my chains. Get across the river to unfunny town. Oh, buddy, you're the mayor.

We should all have quarters on our eyes. I had to pay the bridge man. Pay the bridge man. Pay the boat man. The boat man. They're removing my chains. Get across the river to unfunny town. Oh, buddy, you're the mayor.

Easy, Paisley.

Easy, Paisley.

Easy, Paisley.

This is weird. I think we might have all died. I honestly think that. Or I had a heart attack and I'm in hell alone. Sick. No, I'm right there with you, big guy. Fuck, my hell would be sitting next to Ian, and he smells like heaters, and I can't have one. The three of us just bombing. Smells like heaters, WD-40, and Stetson. And a little pastina. What's Stetson? There you go.

This is weird. I think we might have all died. I honestly think that. Or I had a heart attack and I'm in hell alone. Sick. No, I'm right there with you, big guy. Fuck, my hell would be sitting next to Ian, and he smells like heaters, and I can't have one. The three of us just bombing. Smells like heaters, WD-40, and Stetson. And a little pastina. What's Stetson? There you go.

This is weird. I think we might have all died. I honestly think that. Or I had a heart attack and I'm in hell alone. Sick. No, I'm right there with you, big guy. Fuck, my hell would be sitting next to Ian, and he smells like heaters, and I can't have one. The three of us just bombing. Smells like heaters, WD-40, and Stetson. And a little pastina. What's Stetson? There you go.

You know what Stetson is. Cologne? Mm-hmm.

You know what Stetson is. Cologne? Mm-hmm.

You know what Stetson is. Cologne? Mm-hmm.

Fucking played dumb with me. I thought you meant the Stetson hat. Think we need this shit now? We're in a goddamn foxhole. Get me some ammo. Stick your gun out the fucking front and start shooting.

Fucking played dumb with me. I thought you meant the Stetson hat. Think we need this shit now? We're in a goddamn foxhole. Get me some ammo. Stick your gun out the fucking front and start shooting.

Fucking played dumb with me. I thought you meant the Stetson hat. Think we need this shit now? We're in a goddamn foxhole. Get me some ammo. Stick your gun out the fucking front and start shooting.

You would have sucked the nom. Oh, my God. You would have had everything. The headband, the fucking shit on the helmet, smoking weed, dropping acid. First guy shot. Thinking I'm going to rip a weed out of a shotgun. I just blow my head off. Lieutenant. Hey, finance, how long you been here? It's his first day. He's all strung out. He's got all the gear on.

You would have sucked the nom. Oh, my God. You would have had everything. The headband, the fucking shit on the helmet, smoking weed, dropping acid. First guy shot. Thinking I'm going to rip a weed out of a shotgun. I just blow my head off. Lieutenant. Hey, finance, how long you been here? It's his first day. He's all strung out. He's got all the gear on.

You would have sucked the nom. Oh, my God. You would have had everything. The headband, the fucking shit on the helmet, smoking weed, dropping acid. First guy shot. Thinking I'm going to rip a weed out of a shotgun. I just blow my head off. Lieutenant. Hey, finance, how long you been here? It's his first day. He's all strung out. He's got all the gear on.

He's wearing a necklace out of people's teeth. Got these back at base. My dad's an orthodontist.

He's wearing a necklace out of people's teeth. Got these back at base. My dad's an orthodontist.