Ian Fidance

Oh, no, no. I mean, there's no reason why we should be checking our phones at a red light. Like I've been driving with people and they're just like doing stuff on their phone. I'm like, yo, I don't feel comfortable. And they're like, oh, I'm a good driver. And I'm like, dude, what? If I was like taking a pool from a bottle of vodka and you're like, I don't feel comfortable.

I'd be like, yeah, it makes you calmer behind the wheel. I think I was a crazy person.

I'd be like, yeah, it makes you calmer behind the wheel. I think I was a crazy person.

I'd be like, yeah, it makes you calmer behind the wheel. I think I was a crazy person.

I was at my mom's house this weekend, and I left my phone upstairs to charge, and I was pooping, outside smoking cigarettes, watching TV with her. That's beautiful. It was hell.

I was at my mom's house this weekend, and I left my phone upstairs to charge, and I was pooping, outside smoking cigarettes, watching TV with her. That's beautiful. It was hell.

I was at my mom's house this weekend, and I left my phone upstairs to charge, and I was pooping, outside smoking cigarettes, watching TV with her. That's beautiful. It was hell.

Well, let me tell you. I'm a Delta medallion, diamond medallion style. Diamond? Diamond dog. I'm a diamond dog.

Well, let me tell you. I'm a Delta medallion, diamond medallion style. Diamond? Diamond dog. I'm a diamond dog.

Well, let me tell you. I'm a Delta medallion, diamond medallion style. Diamond? Diamond dog. I'm a diamond dog.

All the time.

All the time.

All the time.

I mean, buddy, I'm waiting to go up to next 95.

I mean, buddy, I'm waiting to go up to next 95.

I mean, buddy, I'm waiting to go up to next 95.

That's the thing. I don't do the lounge.

That's the thing. I don't do the lounge.

That's the thing. I don't do the lounge.

I'm a last-minute airport. I want to not stop walking until I'm in my seat. I want to blow through security, walk all the way, and get to my gate right when I board, sit down, then I relax.