Ian Fidance

Did you really? No.

The only guy to ask to pick up a waiting table station while he's working. Hey, guys, while the feature's up, I can do some food running. I just won 15% of all gratuity. You know I can park cars until about 30 minutes into the show, right?

The only guy to ask to pick up a waiting table station while he's working. Hey, guys, while the feature's up, I can do some food running. I just won 15% of all gratuity. You know I can park cars until about 30 minutes into the show, right?

The only guy to ask to pick up a waiting table station while he's working. Hey, guys, while the feature's up, I can do some food running. I just won 15% of all gratuity. You know I can park cars until about 30 minutes into the show, right?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

There's a Fox Philly Soul station? Yeah, it's Fox 29.

There's a Fox Philly Soul station? Yeah, it's Fox 29.

There's a Fox Philly Soul station? Yeah, it's Fox 29.

Now Ian Fidance with the weather. Man, there's plenty of shit in this motherfucker. Gee. Gonna be some wind.

Now Ian Fidance with the weather. Man, there's plenty of shit in this motherfucker. Gee. Gonna be some wind.

Now Ian Fidance with the weather. Man, there's plenty of shit in this motherfucker. Gee. Gonna be some wind.

I'm about to bust out my shoe paints.

I'm about to bust out my shoe paints.

I'm about to bust out my shoe paints.

I apologize.

I apologize.

I apologize.

Tattoos and turquoise jewelry?