Ian Fidance

See, I'm carrying too much weight of the world. I need a stick that gets for the world pain.

See, I'm carrying too much weight of the world. I need a stick that gets for the world pain.

Yeah, people have done that to me where they take a picture and I'm hunched over looking at my phone. I have ten chins and I'm like, oh, my God. So now I performatively sit straight up and pretend I'm writing a novel.

Yeah, people have done that to me where they take a picture and I'm hunched over looking at my phone. I have ten chins and I'm like, oh, my God. So now I performatively sit straight up and pretend I'm writing a novel.

Yeah, people have done that to me where they take a picture and I'm hunched over looking at my phone. I have ten chins and I'm like, oh, my God. So now I performatively sit straight up and pretend I'm writing a novel.

And out loud I go, another page finished in my novel for whomever is wondering.

And out loud I go, another page finished in my novel for whomever is wondering.

And out loud I go, another page finished in my novel for whomever is wondering.

No, that's a fairly easy-peasy book that can be played with any... No one's getting upset at that, right?

No, that's a fairly easy-peasy book that can be played with any... No one's getting upset at that, right?

No, that's a fairly easy-peasy book that can be played with any... No one's getting upset at that, right?

See, I get in trouble because all I do is just rewrite the lyrics to the new Kanye song over and over. I'm a big... On a big notebook the size of a newspaper.

See, I get in trouble because all I do is just rewrite the lyrics to the new Kanye song over and over. I'm a big... On a big notebook the size of a newspaper.

See, I get in trouble because all I do is just rewrite the lyrics to the new Kanye song over and over. I'm a big... On a big notebook the size of a newspaper.

Dude, I'm so mad it's so catchy.

Dude, I'm so mad it's so catchy.

Dude, I'm so mad it's so catchy.

I suck my cousin's penis. That's the song, right?

I suck my cousin's penis. That's the song, right?

I suck my cousin's penis. That's the song, right?