Ian Hecox

Okay, can I just say, I think we got the plot to Hitch 2.

Oh no. Nobody did. It's just Will Smith, hitching people.

Oh no. Nobody did. It's just Will Smith, hitching people.

It feels illegal. Like people have issues with arranged marriages, but the parties are aware that it's happening.

It feels illegal. Like people have issues with arranged marriages, but the parties are aware that it's happening.

We think she's gay and she won't have babies.

We think she's gay and she won't have babies.

And the husband, quote unquote, figured it out and didn't, think to mention it to her?

And the husband, quote unquote, figured it out and didn't, think to mention it to her?

Like, when you were describing it, I was, like, hearing the soundtrack to, like, a horror movie playing in my head. Yeah. With, like, every reveal is like... Yeah. You know, it's just... That is... If this is a real story, that is... Insane. I think I believe this. I believe this one too. Who do you go to?

Like, when you were describing it, I was, like, hearing the soundtrack to, like, a horror movie playing in my head. Yeah. With, like, every reveal is like... Yeah. You know, it's just... That is... If this is a real story, that is... Insane. I think I believe this. I believe this one too. Who do you go to?

And they're like, we need to put a baby in you. We didn't think you were gonna have a baby.

And they're like, we need to put a baby in you. We didn't think you were gonna have a baby.

It's a good first step.

It's a good first step.

When you're trying to discover what your reality truly is.

When you're trying to discover what your reality truly is.

Yeah, you'll get a gamer score trophy if you get your therapist to cry.

Yeah, you'll get a gamer score trophy if you get your therapist to cry.

Yeah, if you give them a good enough story, yeah. I've never made a therapist cry. Damn. My life's pretty boring. You should try making fun of them.