Ian Hecox

It's funny.

That's the number I literally just landed on in my head.

I'm like, that's got to be, like, what, 50 pounds?

But it's also not just that.

It's, like, the fact that they're running at you with so much, like, oomph.

It's—

you know, it can take the most minor thing in the world to like tweak your back and then you're just screwed.

Like imagine like if you got little nieces or nephews where they're just like, ha, ha, ha, catch me.

And you're like, oh, okay, buddy.

A what?

Oh.

You haven't had a job that's that small.

You need, like.

Because otherwise you're dealing with a real like height differential thing here where like they're so small, you're not like, oh, I'm just going to whack them away.

It's like you kind of either have to get on their level or use a kick of some kind.

But there are no, you know, there's no anything in the room

I think, are they coming at you all at once?

It's the Mike Tyson with the pigeons, except aggressively.

Yeah.

I'm going to say something I think is kind of awful, but I've been more quiet on this part.