Ian Higgins

These are the teams of chaos and volatility, but they now have a strange inevitability about them, and I don't like it.

They've added method to their style, and I feel unsafe, and I speak on behalf of the globe when I say that.

Congratulations to them, of course.

But if I don't see, for the sake of safety, if I don't see MS Dhoni walked or wheeled out at Chepik this week, okay, I am going to lose the plot at an industrial scale.

Because I just want to be safe.

45.

You've added one, though.

Here's why it's the right kind of 100 for Tulip Farmer.

Firstly, he has the reputation of being kind of talented, aloof, and able to do things that others can't do when he feels like it.

Now, last night, as another brand of 100,

He was 19 off 22 deliveries, he goes.

So that means if you do the maths, he made 82 off the next 23.

Holy shit.

Yeah, that's quite good.

That's quite good.

And he also managed to outscore GT himself, who were bowled out for 100.

So does this mean that Mumbai have woken up?

Probably not.

They had never won at Modi to that point.

Oh, yeah, you were talking about QDK.