Ian Higgins

With a Caribbean accent, too, in mind.

That's one opinion.

We didn't mention Stokes, did we?

I mean... No.

He left the ground in his 28th over of bowling with a right adductor injury.

He obviously had, you know, dreams of leaving Australia with the Ashes and instead leaves with a Mark Coyne.

You know, the wounded warrior, problematically wounded.

Now, like, I think it's poor form to sledge a bloke who actually gets injured, to be honest.

So not going to.

But I think the biggest issue, or the most interesting part of him probably going on the field, is that, like, with the exception of Brighton Cass, every single starting seamer that England...

brought out, got injured through the series.

Though to be fair, most of Australia's were already injured before it began.

So maybe 1-0 England on that.

Is the moral of the story that if you are a fast bowler, injuries are likely to occur, and if you're old, the same thing will happen.

And if you're both, then you can expect it.

Did you see how... I just want to shout out Charlie.

We were watching the game together this morning, the three of us.

I and Trent.

And when Steve Smith got out, Charlie's comment was just like that Smith just looked so sad.

Which he did.