Ian Smith

And the postcard said, Dear Ian, Maisie mentioned it was you who left your AirPods.

Please find them in the package.

We hope you had a good week, despite your lack of ski ability.

LAUGHTER Why am I getting slagged off in a postcard?

LAUGHTER

Also, a postcard, it's the only completely readable bit of correspondence.

Now my postman knows I'm shit at skiing.

And that's particularly humiliating because he delivered me all of the gear.

Honestly, middle class places are stressful for me.

I was actually involved in one of the most chaotic situations I've ever been involved in.

Last year, I was in a very posh pub in Rye.

Lovely place, nine tables spaced out.

And a couple left their table and a seagull come down to try and grab some scraps of food.

But there was nothing for it.

But the seagull, it still wanted something.

So what it did is it picked up a steak knife.

by the handle and it started to fly off with the steak knife but the steak knife is heavy so it never truly caught flight what it did was a very low figure of eight above the beer garden while precariously dangling a steak knife and people were losing their minds

Everyone was up off their seats like, ah, what do we do now?

Because no one knew what to do because, I don't need to tell you this, this is a brand new situation.

No one has been through this before.