Ilana Glazer

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's so wonderful. Very, um, lucky that it was that way.

That's so wonderful. Very, um, lucky that it was that way.

Um, it was new. Uh, what do I talk about in my special? In my special, I guess I talk about the anxiety growing as my love grows for this baby and that being fucking insane. And then I want to like put her back into my pussy. Like sometimes I'm like, you want to just go back the fuck in and like

Um, it was new. Uh, what do I talk about in my special? In my special, I guess I talk about the anxiety growing as my love grows for this baby and that being fucking insane. And then I want to like put her back into my pussy. Like sometimes I'm like, you want to just go back the fuck in and like

cook a little longer let's do it again miss being one um but my after experience was good i just took it slow and easy and i really planned for myself to have many as many months as i could before like re-entering work and um taking great care of myself i was in a diaper i was like pissing myself you know for a while for like a

cook a little longer let's do it again miss being one um but my after experience was good i just took it slow and easy and i really planned for myself to have many as many months as i could before like re-entering work and um taking great care of myself i was in a diaper i was like pissing myself you know for a while for like a

Yeah, okay. Because when you said shocking, I was like... Thinking of something not silly, not funny. Because I was like, I'm excited to tell you this because it was shocking. I tried to work out this bit so many times. We were talking about the process.

Yeah, okay. Because when you said shocking, I was like... Thinking of something not silly, not funny. Because I was like, I'm excited to tell you this because it was shocking. I tried to work out this bit so many times. We were talking about the process.

of stand-up and i i really tried so many times to include the following bit in this hour but it just didn't work and i'm gonna do it as um like a video as an instagram reel because also i was incorporating like pictures on a screen i just didn't want to deal with that yeah the milk coming in was shocking a shocking shock

of stand-up and i i really tried so many times to include the following bit in this hour but it just didn't work and i'm gonna do it as um like a video as an instagram reel because also i was incorporating like pictures on a screen i just didn't want to deal with that yeah the milk coming in was shocking a shocking shock

hilarious only in retrospect yeah so fucking funny and absurd and absurd like nearly sci-fi with these titties too right nearly sci-fi level of comedy that um audiences were confused and also it was like cartoon titties it looked i looked like jessica rabbit And they were like... On your tiny frame is crazy, too. Yeah, and it was like, is this hot? And I was like, no.

hilarious only in retrospect yeah so fucking funny and absurd and absurd like nearly sci-fi with these titties too right nearly sci-fi level of comedy that um audiences were confused and also it was like cartoon titties it looked i looked like jessica rabbit And they were like... On your tiny frame is crazy, too. Yeah, and it was like, is this hot? And I was like, no.

You know, like, I just couldn't understand. I, like, would ask, like, is this sexual? You know, it was bizarre. Yeah. Like, um... basketballs cantaloupes like nuts like two mixing bowls on your chest yes exactly and it was like so you know the systemically being um uh removed from our own knowledge about our bodies and our own process of giving life how we got here yeah

You know, like, I just couldn't understand. I, like, would ask, like, is this sexual? You know, it was bizarre. Yeah. Like, um... basketballs cantaloupes like nuts like two mixing bowls on your chest yes exactly and it was like so you know the systemically being um uh removed from our own knowledge about our bodies and our own process of giving life how we got here yeah

I didn't know about milk coming in. And in the middle of the night, I can't breathe. And my heart is racing. And I'm like, I guess I'm having a postpartum heart attack. Just a typical American postpartum heart attack. I'm like, this is definitely a thing that nobody talks about. And then in the morning, I can't sleep. I have a huge migraine. And thank God, my best friend Eden came over.

I didn't know about milk coming in. And in the middle of the night, I can't breathe. And my heart is racing. And I'm like, I guess I'm having a postpartum heart attack. Just a typical American postpartum heart attack. I'm like, this is definitely a thing that nobody talks about. And then in the morning, I can't sleep. I have a huge migraine. And thank God, my best friend Eden came over.

And was able to explain to me and my husband. My husband's a scientist. He has a PhD in biology. Neither of us knew what the fuck was going on. My milk was coming into my milk ducts in my titties. And at first it's like a more solid thing before it becomes like thin drinkable milk. And you have to like massage it out of your titties under hot water with like a washcloth. Yeah.

And was able to explain to me and my husband. My husband's a scientist. He has a PhD in biology. Neither of us knew what the fuck was going on. My milk was coming into my milk ducts in my titties. And at first it's like a more solid thing before it becomes like thin drinkable milk. And you have to like massage it out of your titties under hot water with like a washcloth. Yeah.