Ilana Glazer

I mean, dolphins fuck for pleasure. It's like, we're not even alone in this. We're not even unique in that sense. No, no. Our evil may be unique, but other than that, you know.

I mean, dolphins fuck for pleasure. It's like, we're not even alone in this. We're not even unique in that sense. No, no. Our evil may be unique, but other than that, you know.

I don't really remember the smell of afterbirth being gross. I definitely remember, like, sweating my balls off.

I don't really remember the smell of afterbirth being gross. I definitely remember, like, sweating my balls off.

Yeah, your baby's, like, in her little pits, and she's, like, doing your hair. Yeah.

Yeah, your baby's, like, in her little pits, and she's, like, doing your hair. Yeah.

Yeah. I love it. I love new baby everything. It's like scary. I don't really yearn to hold other people's new, new newborn babies.

Yeah. I love it. I love new baby everything. It's like scary. I don't really yearn to hold other people's new, new newborn babies.

I find it a little scary.

I find it a little scary.

Unless I'm like seated with a pillow. Like it's nerve wracking.

Unless I'm like seated with a pillow. Like it's nerve wracking.

With your own baby. And like also like my best friend lives two doors down from me and our babies are best friends.

With your own baby. And like also like my best friend lives two doors down from me and our babies are best friends.

we went to Hebrew school together and camp together and she was, um, her son is a few months, uh, younger than my daughter. Um, so when we brought my baby home, we were all, she was really pregnant and we were all like, ah, like very nervous. It's like a new, new baby.

we went to Hebrew school together and camp together and she was, um, her son is a few months, uh, younger than my daughter. Um, so when we brought my baby home, we were all, she was really pregnant and we were all like, ah, like very nervous. It's like a new, new baby.

How fucking cool. Yeah. I'm very lucky.

How fucking cool. Yeah. I'm very lucky.

I'll hold it like a dog.

I'll hold it like a dog.