Ilana Glazer

at least Gen Z and millennials, uh, you know, can speak to suffering and being like fucking sad and like thinking about death, like way more as a mainstream conversation than when I was in my twenties. Yeah.

at least Gen Z and millennials, uh, you know, can speak to suffering and being like fucking sad and like thinking about death, like way more as a mainstream conversation than when I was in my twenties. Yeah.

anything special she's really into Aladdin which is a big part not a big part but it's like a moment in my special love because she and I I guess when she was inside of me were watching it when she was I tell this story in my stand-up special about my baby being upside down which is right side up for you and I but for fetuses right side up is upside down they're supposed to have their head to your pussy as I say in my special knock knock knocking on that pussy door like hello mama

anything special she's really into Aladdin which is a big part not a big part but it's like a moment in my special love because she and I I guess when she was inside of me were watching it when she was I tell this story in my stand-up special about my baby being upside down which is right side up for you and I but for fetuses right side up is upside down they're supposed to have their head to your pussy as I say in my special knock knock knocking on that pussy door like hello mama

right i say here's johnny in my special anyway um so uh she and i while she was inside watched aladdin while i um did this thing where i like um got upside down uh in doggy style face down ass up to like try to spin her around right um to get her head back down to my pussy gotcha and it

right i say here's johnny in my special anyway um so uh she and i while she was inside watched aladdin while i um did this thing where i like um got upside down uh in doggy style face down ass up to like try to spin her around right um to get her head back down to my pussy gotcha and it

it fucking worked bitch you rolled her like a dice yeah and i like i i it was like actually so interesting i like felt um tom cruise and mission impossible energy i swear to god i was like this thing i didn't know what if she was a girl but i was like this fetus is like moving like not only was i feeling the movement but i was like genuinely i swear to god genuinely feeling energy just crawling in a circle and she like yeah and the next day i had like a false alarm went to the hospital and got a sonogram and it had worked

it fucking worked bitch you rolled her like a dice yeah and i like i i it was like actually so interesting i like felt um tom cruise and mission impossible energy i swear to god i was like this thing i didn't know what if she was a girl but i was like this fetus is like moving like not only was i feeling the movement but i was like genuinely i swear to god genuinely feeling energy just crawling in a circle and she like yeah and the next day i had like a false alarm went to the hospital and got a sonogram and it had worked

wow yeah doggy style for 20 minutes spun my baby into the correct position it's like thank you thank you google i googled it and found spinning babies and i was like we lit and i took care of it and don't say i never did anything for you to your daughter That's right. So now I'm realizing that connection.

wow yeah doggy style for 20 minutes spun my baby into the correct position it's like thank you thank you google i googled it and found spinning babies and i was like we lit and i took care of it and don't say i never did anything for you to your daughter That's right. So now I'm realizing that connection.

Now she's like so into Aladdin and we're singing and we're dancing and I'm Aladdin, she's Jasmine. Obviously. She like also notices when Jasmine has her red look when she's trying to like get Jafar or whatever.

Now she's like so into Aladdin and we're singing and we're dancing and I'm Aladdin, she's Jasmine. Obviously. She like also notices when Jasmine has her red look when she's trying to like get Jafar or whatever.

um she's into aladdin og moana coco of course love um what else is she into we're into anime that's really cute yes and it's like really beautiful art for her to watch which i like instead of like shitty bad animation like she deserves to look at good beautiful art right and um it's good enough for her yeah and which means it's good enough for everyone three and a half you know she's into nightmare before christmas tim burton fan i've been seeing lots of babies really that love tim burton lately that

um she's into aladdin og moana coco of course love um what else is she into we're into anime that's really cute yes and it's like really beautiful art for her to watch which i like instead of like shitty bad animation like she deserves to look at good beautiful art right and um it's good enough for her yeah and which means it's good enough for everyone three and a half you know she's into nightmare before christmas tim burton fan i've been seeing lots of babies really that love tim burton lately that

Right. Right. Right. I love that. Yeah.

Right. Right. Right. I love that. Yeah.

And then also like she it's interesting. She likes to conquer her fears. It'll be like the scariest fucking thing. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. And then she goes, go back. I'm like, oh, shit, bitch. Okay. Okay, you know. It's very interesting. Tim Burton, that's so interesting that that's a thing. I wonder what that is.

And then also like she it's interesting. She likes to conquer her fears. It'll be like the scariest fucking thing. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. And then she goes, go back. I'm like, oh, shit, bitch. Okay. Okay, you know. It's very interesting. Tim Burton, that's so interesting that that's a thing. I wonder what that is.

Aw, you miss your babies? Aw.

Aw, you miss your babies? Aw.