Ilana Glazer

I had a... I mean, I'm, like, let's just... I'm an optimistic person.

I had a... I mean, I'm, like, let's just... I'm an optimistic person.

And I'm, like, so grateful to be alive in a weird baseline way. Yeah. But I had a great time. I had a great birth. Oh, that's good. So your birth typically or... Yeah. Tends to typically like mirror your mom's. OK. So I asked my mom what my brother Elliot's what what giving birth to Elliot was like because that's her first birth experience. And this is my first birth experience.

And I'm, like, so grateful to be alive in a weird baseline way. Yeah. But I had a great time. I had a great birth. Oh, that's good. So your birth typically or... Yeah. Tends to typically like mirror your mom's. OK. So I asked my mom what my brother Elliot's what what giving birth to Elliot was like because that's her first birth experience. And this is my first birth experience.

oh okay but like i was like really informed um more informed than she was at the time oh my god when i was a baby it wasn't an option to know the baby's sex really crazy so you couldn't know at all that you would find out once you were born we chose we chose not to know okay choice back then crazy um

And she was in labor for 36 hours and pushed for like 20 minutes. And that was pretty much my experience.

And she was in labor for 36 hours and pushed for like 20 minutes. And that was pretty much my experience.

okay but like i was like really informed um more informed than she was at the time oh my god when i was a baby it wasn't an option to know the baby's sex really crazy so you couldn't know at all that you would find out once you were born we chose we chose not to know okay choice back then crazy um

okay but like i was like really informed um more informed than she was at the time oh my god when i was a baby it wasn't an option to know the baby's sex really crazy so you couldn't know at all that you would find out once you were born we chose we chose not to know okay choice back then crazy um

so i labored at home for 24 hours and i was like kind of partying so you have to get to like 10 centimeters like your pussy opens up to 10 fucking centimeters which is like fucking crazy it's enormous yeah nuts when you look at it in the diagram it's crazy you know it's crazy you're like yo 10 fucking centimeters um like that sandworm on dune you know like oh there's all those teeth in there

so i labored at home for 24 hours and i was like kind of partying so you have to get to like 10 centimeters like your pussy opens up to 10 fucking centimeters yeah fucking crazy it's enormous yeah nuts when you look at it in the diagram it's crazy you know it's crazy you're like yo 10 fucking centimeters um like that sandworm on dune you know like oh there's all those teeth in there

so i labored at home for 24 hours and i was like kind of partying so you have to get to like 10 centimeters like your pussy opens up to 10 fucking centimeters yeah fucking crazy it's enormous yeah nuts when you look at it in the diagram it's crazy you know it's crazy you're like yo 10 fucking centimeters um like that sandworm on dune you know like oh there's all those teeth in there

Don't know it.

Just watched it like over my husband's shoulder.

If you Google it, you'll laugh.

Okay, cut that.

You couldn't remember the sandworms in Beetlejuice, anybody?

Great.

Okay, great.

Girl, hello?