Iliza Shlesinger

I want to explore the... absolute rage that I feel. I have to preface it by saying my husband is awesome. We have a lovely relationship. He wakes up at like 5 a.m. He gets our daughter ready. He makes all of us breakfast. He does everything. He's elegant. He supports women. He's the best. The absolute abject rage I feel toward him when he takes a nap. Yeah.

like he needs it for his so he won't collapse so he'll live there's just something too gentle I'm like why don't you take your nap you little gentle toddler why don't you take that little baby nap and rest your eyes like he's been up for 18 hours like he has to take a nap so he doesn't collapse I didn't see this napping on your resume I don't think we would have had a first date if I knew you napped all day and you're like he's like I get five minutes a day just relax it's a one hour nap and I'm like but what if I need to talk to you like it's

like he needs it for his so he won't collapse so he'll live there's just something too gentle I'm like why don't you take your nap you little gentle toddler why don't you take that little baby nap and rest your eyes like he's been up for 18 hours like he has to take a nap so he doesn't collapse I didn't see this napping on your resume I don't think we would have had a first date if I knew you napped all day and you're like he's like I get five minutes a day just relax it's a one hour nap and I'm like but what if I need to talk to you like it's

like he needs it for his so he won't collapse so he'll live there's just something too gentle I'm like why don't you take your nap you little gentle toddler why don't you take that little baby nap and rest your eyes like he's been up for 18 hours like he has to take a nap so he doesn't collapse I didn't see this napping on your resume I don't think we would have had a first date if I knew you napped all day and you're like he's like I get five minutes a day just relax it's a one hour nap and I'm like but what if I need to talk to you like it's

So it's less that it's more about making fun of the unjustified anger. It's never an anger, an actual anger toward him.

So it's less that it's more about making fun of the unjustified anger. It's never an anger, an actual anger toward him.

So it's less that it's more about making fun of the unjustified anger. It's never an anger, an actual anger toward him.

Yeah, I just I'm going to be like, hey, can you ask Noah a question? I'll be like, don't know, because he's in the land of nod. So I guess we'll just put our lives on hold while he naps. Meanwhile, it's one hour. Everything's fine.

Yeah, I just I'm going to be like, hey, can you ask Noah a question? I'll be like, don't know, because he's in the land of nod. So I guess we'll just put our lives on hold while he naps. Meanwhile, it's one hour. Everything's fine.

Yeah, I just I'm going to be like, hey, can you ask Noah a question? I'll be like, don't know, because he's in the land of nod. So I guess we'll just put our lives on hold while he naps. Meanwhile, it's one hour. Everything's fine.

No, he retreats to the bedroom and no one can go in there.

No, he retreats to the bedroom and no one can go in there.

No, he retreats to the bedroom and no one can go in there.

Where are you creeping off to? Map time? Yeah. I got to talk to you about a conversation I had with a female friend. Can you get back here?

Where are you creeping off to? Map time? Yeah. I got to talk to you about a conversation I had with a female friend. Can you get back here?

Where are you creeping off to? Map time? Yeah. I got to talk to you about a conversation I had with a female friend. Can you get back here?

sounds like he's ill like take to the water or it's very regal it's a king no it couldn't be worse it's worse take to my bed take that does sound like you're sick uh because i also remember you were in the road to wellville so i wonder if that's oh you saw that I did see that. Who was Dana? Yeah, he played like a mentally handicapped person.

sounds like he's ill like take to the water or it's very regal it's a king no it couldn't be worse it's worse take to my bed take that does sound like you're sick uh because i also remember you were in the road to wellville so i wonder if that's oh you saw that I did see that. Who was Dana? Yeah, he played like a mentally handicapped person.

sounds like he's ill like take to the water or it's very regal it's a king no it couldn't be worse it's worse take to my bed take that does sound like you're sick uh because i also remember you were in the road to wellville so i wonder if that's oh you saw that I did see that. Who was Dana? Yeah, he played like a mentally handicapped person.

I said unhoused. I said unhoused.