Iliza Shlesinger

Not only that, the kids are so rude. They don't know to say trick or treat. And I, my joy in life is putting on a witch face and I heckle these kids.

I try to be, and they kind of crave it. And when a kid comes back for candy and I'm like, I recognize you. Get out of here, you little fat brat. And I turn them away. I don't call them fat. But I love to scare them because you have to say please and you have to say trick or treat. And they don't.

I try to be, and they kind of crave it. And when a kid comes back for candy and I'm like, I recognize you. Get out of here, you little fat brat. And I turn them away. I don't call them fat. But I love to scare them because you have to say please and you have to say trick or treat. And they don't.

I try to be, and they kind of crave it. And when a kid comes back for candy and I'm like, I recognize you. Get out of here, you little fat brat. And I turn them away. I don't call them fat. But I love to scare them because you have to say please and you have to say trick or treat. And they don't.

They can't read cursive. They're not reading ancient numbering systems. The AI is going to teach your daughter.

They can't read cursive. They're not reading ancient numbering systems. The AI is going to teach your daughter.

They can't read cursive. They're not reading ancient numbering systems. The AI is going to teach your daughter.

Oh, it moved because now it's in Addison.

Oh, it moved because now it's in Addison.

Oh, it moved because now it's in Addison.

The whole city's next to a freeway. It's Dallas, Texas. The whole city was built off a toll road.

The whole city's next to a freeway. It's Dallas, Texas. The whole city was built off a toll road.

The whole city's next to a freeway. It's Dallas, Texas. The whole city was built off a toll road.

Spellbinders in Houston. Anybody...

Spellbinders in Houston. Anybody...

Spellbinders in Houston. Anybody...

I'll tell you what I think Dallas has at least it used to have like more strip clubs per capita and then I think Portland and probably Atlanta join the chat but join the chat join the strip chat but Dallas has a lot of them kind of down there in that area in that whole area down there the manager would take all the comics down there and he'd give them free passes and they'd be like oh this is good oh wait it's good Monday Tuesday and Wednesday is that when you were playing there

I'll tell you what I think Dallas has at least it used to have like more strip clubs per capita and then I think Portland and probably Atlanta join the chat but join the chat join the strip chat but Dallas has a lot of them kind of down there in that area in that whole area down there the manager would take all the comics down there and he'd give them free passes and they'd be like oh this is good oh wait it's good Monday Tuesday and Wednesday is that when you were playing there

I'll tell you what I think Dallas has at least it used to have like more strip clubs per capita and then I think Portland and probably Atlanta join the chat but join the chat join the strip chat but Dallas has a lot of them kind of down there in that area in that whole area down there the manager would take all the comics down there and he'd give them free passes and they'd be like oh this is good oh wait it's good Monday Tuesday and Wednesday is that when you were playing there

I could just see like any female comic working, like being like, oh, cool. Thanks for these strip club passes. Yeah. I'm so glad. I'm so glad.