Iliza Shlesinger

Yeah, what is that, David? What's that about?

Yeah, what is that, David? What's that about?

Okay, so I'm going to tell you the truth that nobody's going to cop to. Oftentimes, when you see someone with two phones, if they're not a drug dealer, and there are, I can think of a Kevin Gates song about having two phones. It's called Two Phones. It's oftentimes just a performative flex. Like, they're like, sorry, I just get so many. I can't. I'm like, this is sorry.

Okay, so I'm going to tell you the truth that nobody's going to cop to. Oftentimes, when you see someone with two phones, if they're not a drug dealer, and there are, I can think of a Kevin Gates song about having two phones. It's called Two Phones. It's oftentimes just a performative flex. Like, they're like, sorry, I just get so many. I can't. I'm like, this is sorry.

Okay, so I'm going to tell you the truth that nobody's going to cop to. Oftentimes, when you see someone with two phones, if they're not a drug dealer, and there are, I can think of a Kevin Gates song about having two phones. It's called Two Phones. It's oftentimes just a performative flex. Like, they're like, sorry, I just get so many. I can't. I'm like, this is sorry.

This is a micro computer with the entire power of the world in it. And you're telling me you're so disordered. You have so much going on that the internet can't hold all of your information. Your phone book is so full that you need two different. Yeah. And I think if you're a mega celebrity, like most people just won't have your number. I'm not even that famous.

This is a micro computer with the entire power of the world in it. And you're telling me you're so disordered. You have so much going on that the internet can't hold all of your information. Your phone book is so full that you need two different. Yeah. And I think if you're a mega celebrity, like most people just won't have your number. I'm not even that famous.

This is a micro computer with the entire power of the world in it. And you're telling me you're so disordered. You have so much going on that the internet can't hold all of your information. Your phone book is so full that you need two different. Yeah. And I think if you're a mega celebrity, like most people just won't have your number. I'm not even that famous.

And most of my calls go to an assistant. So the two phone thing, unless you have one for work that you throw in a drawer at the end of the day is really and people like hold them up to be like, oh, sorry, I just have two of these. Like, OK, we get it.

And most of my calls go to an assistant. So the two phone thing, unless you have one for work that you throw in a drawer at the end of the day is really and people like hold them up to be like, oh, sorry, I just have two of these. Like, OK, we get it.

And most of my calls go to an assistant. So the two phone thing, unless you have one for work that you throw in a drawer at the end of the day is really and people like hold them up to be like, oh, sorry, I just have two of these. Like, OK, we get it.

Yeah, I mean. Plan it out. To be fair, Dana, right now you look like you're in a sleeping bag.

Yeah, I mean. Plan it out. To be fair, Dana, right now you look like you're in a sleeping bag.

Yeah, I mean. Plan it out. To be fair, Dana, right now you look like you're in a sleeping bag.

It's a Cotopaxi original. Oh, no, we can tell. No, no.

It's a Cotopaxi original. Oh, no, we can tell. No, no.

It's a Cotopaxi original. Oh, no, we can tell. No, no.

It's not, I used to, in one of my old specials, I have a bit about how we scan, like we scan everything. And it's not about, cause I'm not a gold digger. It's not about like, Ooh, is that a nice watch? It was like, Oh, are you, are your shoes weirdly outdated to where it's like you had to make a choice between like these shoes or your electricity being on?

It's not, I used to, in one of my old specials, I have a bit about how we scan, like we scan everything. And it's not about, cause I'm not a gold digger. It's not about like, Ooh, is that a nice watch? It was like, Oh, are you, are your shoes weirdly outdated to where it's like you had to make a choice between like these shoes or your electricity being on?

It's not, I used to, in one of my old specials, I have a bit about how we scan, like we scan everything. And it's not about, cause I'm not a gold digger. It's not about like, Ooh, is that a nice watch? It was like, Oh, are you, are your shoes weirdly outdated to where it's like you had to make a choice between like these shoes or your electricity being on?