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371 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day

That's right. She earned that. Freedom and the liberty. She earned that. To do what we want to do. That's right. It's the lady's birthday. It's your birthday. How old are you? I'm 50. What? That's what I'm talking about. Black don't crack. It's OK.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day

I think he would stand inside, because it's too damn cold. Why is Martin Luther King Day the coldest day of the year? I mean, why can't we celebrate him in July? Then we can, you know, march outside and have a cookout.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day

I think he would stand inside, because it's too damn cold. Why is Martin Luther King Day the coldest day of the year? I mean, why can't we celebrate him in July? Then we can, you know, march outside and have a cookout.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day

Oh, so a black man can't have two birthdays? It's 2019, Trevor. I thought we'd move past this.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day

Oh, so a black man can't have two birthdays? It's 2019, Trevor. I thought we'd move past this.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day

You know what I want to remember? The real Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, not the whitewashed Hallmark version. Because every year people talk about the same stuff. The I Have a Dream speech, the March on Washington, how he had the voice of a Scooby Doo ghost. I have a dream. And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day

You know what I want to remember? The real Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, not the whitewashed Hallmark version. Because every year people talk about the same stuff. The I Have a Dream speech, the March on Washington, how he had the voice of a Scooby Doo ghost. I have a dream. And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day

But the real Dr. King did not fit in any box. White moderates think he would have been on their side, but he thought they were worse for the civil rights movement than the Klan. And mattress stores are out here having MLK Day sales, but Dr. King was anti-capitalist. And even though he was a reverend and a man of God, he allegedly had a whole bunch of affairs.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day

But the real Dr. King did not fit in any box. White moderates think he would have been on their side, but he thought they were worse for the civil rights movement than the Klan. And mattress stores are out here having MLK Day sales, but Dr. King was anti-capitalist. And even though he was a reverend and a man of God, he allegedly had a whole bunch of affairs.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day

I don't think so. It's part of his legacy. A reminder that our heroes aren't perfect, they're people. And I'm not being disrespectful. Just the opposite. MLK was out there getting it. And probably still could. I mean, if he showed up on my Bumble, I'd take him to the mountain top and the valley low.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day

I don't think so. It's part of his legacy. A reminder that our heroes aren't perfect, they're people. And I'm not being disrespectful. Just the opposite. MLK was out there getting it. And probably still could. I mean, if he showed up on my Bumble, I'd take him to the mountain top and the valley low.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day

Well, he wouldn't be on Tinder. That man had class. If everyone knew that fighting for civil rights could get you some, a lot more people would fight for equality, equal pay, voting rights, and whoever can stop black people from getting shot by the police will tonight! Okay? I'll show up! I'll show up, all right? Now, first you get a million in the streets, then you get a million in the sheets.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day

Well, he wouldn't be on Tinder. That man had class. If everyone knew that fighting for civil rights could get you some, a lot more people would fight for equality, equal pay, voting rights, and whoever can stop black people from getting shot by the police will tonight! Okay? I'll show up! I'll show up, all right? Now, first you get a million in the streets, then you get a million in the sheets.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day

Dulcรฉ Sloan, everybody!

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day

Dulcรฉ Sloan, everybody!

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | New Year's Resolutions with Steve Carell and Trevor Noah

My resolution for 2016 is to do everything I can to not just restore the American dream, but to expand it to reach more people.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | New Year's Resolutions with Steve Carell and Trevor Noah

My resolution for 2016 is to do everything I can to not just restore the American dream, but to expand it to reach more people.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | New Year's Resolutions with Steve Carell and Trevor Noah

But you know what it was? It was short and sweet.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | New Year's Resolutions with Steve Carell and Trevor Noah

But you know what it was? It was short and sweet.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | New Year's Resolutions with Steve Carell and Trevor Noah

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