Isaac Kane Brown
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I've been dating a girl recently with a pretty big red flag. I think it's Chinese or something, I'm not too sure. I've been thinking I should be in the UFC. The way I've been fighting these gay thoughts. I think it's gonna come down to a decision. I think the black guy's gonna win. Have you guys ever noticed that veterans and trans people are a lot alike? Like, you don't have to ask them.
I've been dating a girl recently with a pretty big red flag. I think it's Chinese or something, I'm not too sure. I've been thinking I should be in the UFC. The way I've been fighting these gay thoughts. I think it's gonna come down to a decision. I think the black guy's gonna win. Have you guys ever noticed that veterans and trans people are a lot alike? Like, you don't have to ask them.
They'll tell you about it. They have a hard time finding employment. And sometimes they kill themselves. Which is honestly just a burden off our shoulders.
They'll tell you about it. They have a hard time finding employment. And sometimes they kill themselves. Which is honestly just a burden off our shoulders.
No, I just, I kind of like buy them and then sell them on eBay.
No, I just, I kind of like buy them and then sell them on eBay.
Yeah, yeah. I overcharge the shit out of them.
Yeah, yeah. I overcharge the shit out of them.
Honestly, I get really high and then walk through the park and get scared. That's kind of...
Honestly, I get really high and then walk through the park and get scared. That's kind of...
Oh, no, just like basic human interaction terrifies the shit out of me.
Oh, no, just like basic human interaction terrifies the shit out of me.
I am. I have recently started dating a girl that's been fun. She's very sweet.
I am. I have recently started dating a girl that's been fun. She's very sweet.
Four months. Four months. What does she do? She's a dog groomer. A dog groomer? Yeah. Wow.
Four months. Four months. What does she do? She's a dog groomer. A dog groomer? Yeah. Wow.
The eye contact's freaking me the fuck out. I can't. Oh, shit.
The eye contact's freaking me the fuck out. I can't. Oh, shit.
Oh, I hate every second of this.
Oh, I hate every second of this.
I don't know what to do with my hands, dude.
I don't know what to do with my hands, dude.
Okay, yeah. I'm neither of those, but yeah, keep going.
Okay, yeah. I'm neither of those, but yeah, keep going.
A little miniature pony? I try to start on the trail, but then people keep walking by, and I'm like, ah, fuck, they're looking at me. So I just walk straight through the middle of the park as fast as I can to my Uber. Wow. Absolutely incredible.
A little miniature pony? I try to start on the trail, but then people keep walking by, and I'm like, ah, fuck, they're looking at me. So I just walk straight through the middle of the park as fast as I can to my Uber. Wow. Absolutely incredible.
Honestly, I just try not to masturbate. I love masturbating. Absolutely incredible.
Honestly, I just try not to masturbate. I love masturbating. Absolutely incredible.
I really just like the videos where the women are giving words of encouragement.
I really just like the videos where the women are giving words of encouragement.
Wow, there's a lot of white people here. Is there one black guy here?
Wow, there's a lot of white people here. Is there one black guy here?
Look, there's one right there. It's hard to see because they're in the dark. Oh, oh. Oh, wow, they're so close.
Look, there's one right there. It's hard to see because they're in the dark. Oh, oh. Oh, wow, they're so close.
Good boy. That's pretty. Wow. Yeah, you know, I don't like this anymore.
Good boy. That's pretty. Wow. Yeah, you know, I don't like this anymore.
It's very Catholic, yeah. LAUGHTER
It's very Catholic, yeah. LAUGHTER
You got a pair of 10s? Yes!
You got a pair of 10s? Yes!
I've been dating a girl recently with a pretty big red flag. I think it's Chinese or something, I'm not too sure. I've been thinking I should be in the UFC. The way I've been fighting these gay thoughts. I think it's gonna come down to a decision. I think the black guy's gonna win. Have you guys ever noticed that veterans and trans people are a lot alike? Like, you don't have to ask them.
They'll tell you about it. They have a hard time finding employment. And sometimes they kill themselves. Which is honestly just a burden off our shoulders.
No, I just, I kind of like buy them and then sell them on eBay.
Yeah, yeah. I overcharge the shit out of them.
Honestly, I get really high and then walk through the park and get scared. That's kind of...
Oh, no, just like basic human interaction terrifies the shit out of me.
I am. I have recently started dating a girl that's been fun. She's very sweet.
Four months. Four months. What does she do? She's a dog groomer. A dog groomer? Yeah. Wow.
The eye contact's freaking me the fuck out. I can't. Oh, shit.
Oh, I hate every second of this.
I don't know what to do with my hands, dude.
Okay, yeah. I'm neither of those, but yeah, keep going.
A little miniature pony? I try to start on the trail, but then people keep walking by, and I'm like, ah, fuck, they're looking at me. So I just walk straight through the middle of the park as fast as I can to my Uber. Wow. Absolutely incredible.
Honestly, I just try not to masturbate. I love masturbating. Absolutely incredible.
I really just like the videos where the women are giving words of encouragement.
Wow, there's a lot of white people here. Is there one black guy here?
Look, there's one right there. It's hard to see because they're in the dark. Oh, oh. Oh, wow, they're so close.
Good boy. That's pretty. Wow. Yeah, you know, I don't like this anymore.
It's very Catholic, yeah. LAUGHTER
You got a pair of 10s? Yes!