Isaiah Hernandez

I never go on Reddit because it's awful.

Somebody showed me.

She said, you know, Mike's been posting like a hundred times about this old puppet he used to watch on TV.

Whole forum about Joby.

I figured, well, I'm about to marry this guy in five days.

Maybe I'll just take a quick peek at what he's been posting.

Because he's never mentioned anything.

Looks to me like some kind of blazer.

coming out of some kind of machine.

It probably would have required some actual writing talent, probably, you know?

So they just took a whole bunch of real old stuff, right?

And redid the lyrics.

But, you know, I might be wrong.

I'm trying real hard to forget whatever I read about it.

So I'm reading the Reddit posts.

And there's one where Mike's talking about something he and I had done a couple of months before.

We'd done this thing where you hire a photographer to take a whole bunch of pictures of you before the wedding.

You know, out and about.

And they were like totally, like these totally embarrassing pictures.

You know, poses, public.