Ivana

Why are we not taking our regular route?

He's like, oh, well, I have to go back to Long Island to get something at my place.

So I'm like, listen, I'm hungry.

And he's like, oh, you know, I'll get you food on the way.

It's going to be cheaper if I get it in this place, that place.

I'm just like, whatever.

As long as we stop by McDonald's or something, that's all I care about.

Finally, we arrived to Long Island.

And I know we're in his neighborhood because I start recognizing the houses, the street names.

We are approaching his house and I'm thinking, yes, hopefully I'll get some food.

But then he makes a left turn.

And I am thoroughly confused because we just passed the house.

I literally tell him like, hey, we just passed the house.

But it's like he doesn't even hear what I'm saying.

He just goes up the block.

We're not going where we're supposed to be going.

After some time, I realized that he had just circled the block.

We're coming up on the house again.

So I'm like, okay, now I could finally get out of the car, stretch my legs, get some food.

But no.