Izzy

There's a knockoff version.

There's a knockoff version.

Taylor Swift songs. Did you know that there was a knockoff version of Kidz Bop called Mini Pop Kids? Well, there is. And the lyrics to Can't Feel My Face are as such. I know she'll always be with me. At least she knows I'm fine. And she'll always get the best of me so much is yet to come. That doesn't rhyme. What? At least we'll both be beautiful and stay forever young. This I know.

Taylor Swift songs. Did you know that there was a knockoff version of Kidz Bop called Mini Pop Kids? Well, there is. And the lyrics to Can't Feel My Face are as such. I know she'll always be with me. At least she knows I'm fine. And she'll always get the best of me so much is yet to come. That doesn't rhyme. What? At least we'll both be beautiful and stay forever young. This I know.

He told me to worry about it. No, no, no. No, everything else is the same, even though it's all about cocaine. So shout out the mini pop kids album 13.

He told me to worry about it. No, no, no. No, everything else is the same, even though it's all about cocaine. So shout out the mini pop kids album 13.

No, I got nothing for you.

No, I got nothing for you.

Maybe take a trip through the ex-girlfriends. Use that as like a time marker for each piece of his life as you're trying to tell his life story. Top five ex-girlfriends. Yeah, these are bad suggestions.

Maybe take a trip through the ex-girlfriends. Use that as like a time marker for each piece of his life as you're trying to tell his life story. Top five ex-girlfriends. Yeah, these are bad suggestions.

No poop jokes. That's the big one. I went to a wedding where the... Best man sort of didn't really write a speech and was just going off the cuff. I don't like notes. And somehow ended up down a path where he was making fart jokes and poop jokes. And that's not going to do well at a wedding. So just make sure to avoid that.

No poop jokes. That's the big one. I went to a wedding where the... Best man sort of didn't really write a speech and was just going off the cuff. I don't like notes. And somehow ended up down a path where he was making fart jokes and poop jokes. And that's not going to do well at a wedding. So just make sure to avoid that.

Just every time that the word son is referenced, you just monotone replace it with the word brother. Actually, you can just get Roy to record the word brother, and then every time it's supposed to say son, you just play out loud from your phone, Roy saying brother. I mean, that's a...

Just every time that the word son is referenced, you just monotone replace it with the word brother. Actually, you can just get Roy to record the word brother, and then every time it's supposed to say son, you just play out loud from your phone, Roy saying brother. I mean, that's a...

If you have a real speech, what I would say, actual real advice would be try to spend – Don't just throw in a line at the end about his wife-to-be. Oh, no, no, no. I have a whole thing about her and my daughter. She's my daughter's favorite person. Oh, so then you're good, dude. You win. It doesn't matter.

If you have a real speech, what I would say, actual real advice would be try to spend – Don't just throw in a line at the end about his wife-to-be. Oh, no, no, no. I have a whole thing about her and my daughter. She's my daughter's favorite person. Oh, so then you're good, dude. You win. It doesn't matter.

Even if you lose on the jokes that you make about your brother and all that stuff, that is going to win because the brother-in-law praising the bride and the relationship that the bride has with his daughter. Are you kidding me? You've already won. Chris, you're good.

Even if you lose on the jokes that you make about your brother and all that stuff, that is going to win because the brother-in-law praising the bride and the relationship that the bride has with his daughter. Are you kidding me? You've already won. Chris, you're good.

Stunning is the one.

Stunning is the one.