J. Kyle Mann

I want to so badly make another joke, but I won't.

So we go up and we quickly realize that, you know, everybody rushes to get like the carts at the front.

We realize they're good and there's one cart that's not so good.

And I end up just by process of elimination.

And I was like, well, I can try to win or I could try, you know,

I found myself trying to catch up to the other ones, and I couldn't.

I'm flooring it.

It's not working.

So I quickly realized, well, the move here is for me to just sabotage, to hang back and keep the other people from succeeding who have better carts at this point in time.

So I'm maneuvering.

I'm beating them to the bend and things and just preventing other people from winning.

I kind of feel like that's the position that the Miami Heat are in right now is to just –

It does feel like a perfect spoilery thing for them to do and for Eric Spolstra to do in a one-game scenario.

Just like, oh, you guys are an ascendant team?

Oh, that's adorable.

We're going to sabotage this for you.

I feel like Spolstra in a one-game could make that happen.

That's the vibe you're saying you have, right, Rob?

Yeah.

because if they win that means i get two games at least a playoff wemby right down the road for me which oh that's the only bias for you that i understand you having biases otherwise i don't you didn't grow up a blazers fan i don't get this i'm never gonna get close to the situation yes if you if you greedily want in-person basketball justin i i'm with you 100 but yeah