J. Kyle Mann

So I quickly realized, well, the move here is for me to just sabotage, to hang back and keep the other people from succeeding who have better carts at this point in time.

So I'm maneuvering.

I'm beating them to the bend and things and just preventing other people from winning.

I kind of feel like that's the position that the Miami Heat are in right now is to just –

It does feel like a perfect spoilery thing for them to do and for Eric Spolstra to do in a one-game scenario.

Just like, oh, you guys are an ascendant team?

Oh, that's adorable.

We're going to sabotage this for you.

I feel like Spolstra in a one-game could make that happen.

That's the vibe you're saying you have, right, Rob?

Yeah.

because if they win that means i get two games at least a playoff wemby right down the road for me which oh that's the only bias for you that i understand you having biases otherwise i don't you didn't grow up a blazers fan i don't get this i'm never gonna get close to the situation yes if you if you greedily want in-person basketball justin i i'm with you 100 but yeah

I came up with a couple ideas both ways.

If you all write down the first one.

So if if Portland loses, Justin has to refinance his house to be his mortgage company.

I think it will be a punishment for you.

Look, those rates are what they are.

The other one, if Justin loses, he has to fly to the Phoenix airport.

We bring someone to film this and he has to talk for a full workday.

He has to strike up small talk conversations with at least 15 strangers.