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Is it anywhere near there?

If Scotland's, of course, it's quite small.

No, it's not.

It is quite small.

No, it's quite a distance from a lock to a... Have you seen how big Nessie's meant to be?

Well, one's like a very analytical, deep-thinking football person who's very dry and witty, and the other's fucking Becky, big mess.

I think it might be three messes, actually.

But, yeah, Becky, who are the other two?

It's like if you put, like, Liam Resignia in a house with Mr. Bobby.

I wonder what he's done in there.

He'd be gutted, wouldn't he?

Yeah, but that's just putting up a sign that's irrelevant.

That's the idea, isn't it?

It's like a little joke, isn't it?

It's a joke for that audience.

Well, you know where I live?

Yeah.

Someone has sprayed the road signs out there with Keir Starmer's band from my place.

from your house is he not allowed around who's me yeah it's just it's so odd isn't it it's such a road like it's so odd yeah it's such a shit because I'm a band alright so I didn't really think that he would want to be in Brundle anyway do you know what I mean in Norfolk I changed the location you did yeah yeah I actually lived

Yeah, yeah.