Jack Crivici-Kramer

There's one on the Manhattan side.

There's one on the Brooklyn side.

This is a true story, Eddie.

Yeah.

Because get this.

It's the Brooklyn Bridge's secret.

And these vacant units are the biggest real estate opportunity since 16 handles.

So.

Last week, the city council proposed renting him out to raise some revenue for the city.

Because get this, the city could make $17 million if they glow up and rent these two spaces.

We're talking 13,000 square feet of Riverview Opportunity.

It's like four Chelsea Piers.

We mathed the math.

$17 million is enough to pay for bottle service at Acme.

Okay, $17 million could give every New Yorker one crouton of sweet green salad.

Although, for whoever lives there, it really would be the city that never sleeps.

I'm like picturing Rachel and Monica right now in a confusingly large one bedroom, and it kind of works.

We're actually just surprised that this secret bridge apartment hasn't become another New York City members club.

Yet.

Okay, earmuffs, Equinox, earmuffs.