Jack Laurence

We didn't have anything like that.

And there was it was a pretty small hotel with a quite dingy karaoke bar in one side.

And then when that shut, there was a bar that was actually I remember there was a bar upstairs.

So one night I think we kept going and went to another bar that was upstairs.

That was sort of like a little bar and then a guy giving you more cheap Korean spirits and beer.

By the way, the beer that was actually surprisingly really good.

So, yeah, that was... You'd have to be confident with yourself when you're pissed to get drunk in North Korea going, you know what, I won't do anything stupid.

Exactly.

I think, you know, I think for the bulk of us, we were, you know, there was a German bloke with us, there was an Austrian bloke, an Italian, so we could all handle it, I think.

But we didn't do anything stupid.

I think even though we were drinking, obviously, you've always got in the back of your head, you don't have your passport, right?

I'd like to say I'm a fairly well-behaved drinker.

So maybe my girlfriend might disagree.

But I would say I am.

And I think everyone else that was there that was drinking with us was as well.

So that was good.

So what of Mr. Porno?

Well, luckily for him, Chris says that apart from confiscating his computer, this time the North Korean authorities let him off with a warning.

Yeah, so Porno Man, he had his laptop confiscated for the trip.

But he was with us the entire time.