Jack Shaw
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I've been told to be more confident on stage, so hello, motherfuckers.
I need to be more confident, because I just moved in with my girlfriend pretty recently, and when we moved in together, she said, Jack, I'm gonna need you to be a man now.
This is a problem, guys, because my girl, she's from Texas.
We have different ideas of what a man is, okay?
You guys know, Texas is where men are men, and Los Angeles is where men are gay, and that's... I'm just, I was just raised by a bunch of homosexuals, and now I'm just a gay guy trying to make that pussy bust, and I...
I'm just a gay man trying to make that pussy fart, and I don't know, I'm not sure how to do it, dude.
It said you gotta be more confident to make that pussy fart, but I'm not confident.
I actually sold out my first headlining show.