Jack

And Raj Shankaran, the Yeti who tipped us off to the NFL handbag story.

Thanks for the heads up.

And a correction from Allie Doglish, who's pointing out that Carrie on Sex and the City, she didn't drink martinis, Nick.

She drank Cosmos.

Same glass, different drink.

But in our defense, I'm a total Samantha.

And finally, a shout out to Wilder.

Nick, a live mouse was in our car today.

Wilder was freaked out.

And in the backseat, he said, I'm trying to be brave, but I'm not feeling brave right now.

The pod son, though, is so brave.

You can be scared and brave at the same time, and that's what you were yesterday, Wilder.

Wilder, that sounds like the plot of a future Pixar movie.

This is Jack.

Nick owns stock at Shake Shack.

We both own stock at Chipotle and Apple, and we both own some Bitcoin.

For our first story, Jack, call a plumber because we got a leak.

Now a quick word from our sponsor.

Yeah, well, I actually have tried several times to break it off myself, and I've been meaning to call this show...

For a minute because Brooke, I mean, it's just, you're so good at it.