Jack

Wilder, that sounds like the plot of a future Pixar movie.

This is Jack.

Nick owns stock at Shake Shack.

We both own stock at Chipotle and Apple, and we both own some Bitcoin.

For our first story, Jack, call a plumber because we got a leak.

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Yeah, well, I actually have tried several times to break it off myself, and I've been meaning to call this show...

For a minute because Brooke, I mean, it's just, you're so good at it.

I guess a little of both, more so the last one, because, I mean, I haven't said the words out loud, but I think she has, like, little spidey senses and can see it coming, and then she'll, like, change the subject or, like, we'll go do something, like, that she knows I like and is really fun.

So it's never the right time.

So I thought that opposites attract, you know, at the beginning of the relationship.

And, you know, I'm more laid back and she's.

For a couple months.

Well, I should be clear.

We've been officially boyfriend and girlfriend for a few months, but we've been dating on and off for the last, like, year.

Okay.

It's kind of like an obligation.

Yeah, and at the beginning of the relationship with the intensity factor, intimacy in the bedroom was great, but now it's just, like, nothing.

Like, just dead.

And it's really weird because, like, I've tried everything.