Jackie Oshry

He walked in the driveway.

I'm ready to rent.

In the driveway.

I'm ready to rent.

So then I'm like, I have like seven or eight houses we saw.

And at the last house, I was just like, seriously, I was in hell.

And I,

I don't want to be responsible for choosing a house that everyone hates, right?

So I take really in-depth videos with lots of commentary.

It's like four or five parts.

I get the downstairs, the outside.

And then I put them in a Dropbox, and I made a special Dropbox.

And I was like, I know none of these bitches are going to watch my videos in full, even though I told you you have to watch them in full and listen with audio.

So at the very end of the very last video, I said, okay, this is the last video.

And just to prove if any of you bitches actually made it here, I want you to write in our family chat a purple heart.

I thought that was pretty genius.

And I want to say everyone passed except for motherfucking Margo.

Except for Margo.

And she keeps going, what's with the purple hearts, everybody?

Nine years.