Jackie Oshry

It's a noun.

It's not a person, not a place, but it's a thing.

And it's the leading news source for Alex V. Alex.

I feel like we kind of carried the internet this week just in being like the internet's big sister.

And I feel like we gave a lot of really nuanced takes.

We didn't like jump on the pile on.

I feel like we're being very measured.

And I just think the work that we did this week, if there was like a digital Pulitzer, like a Shorty Award, a Webby, I feel like what we did this week was spectacular.

Honestly, I'm giving it to the toast.

I love that.

So many.

I know.

I actually have one, but I would start stuff.

I know.

No, you don't.

Do you really?

Yeah.

If you guess it right, I'll share it.

We're always like communicating in group chats.

texts and memes texts and memes okay now I'm sending it to you no jokes and memes no you got it wrong okay tell me but you don't have to say it now I don't even know who that is yeah you do I will not be saying it so I'm abstaining from weenie this week just because like I'm seeing all the internet drama while I'm living for it I don't want to be a part of it it's like I'm not starting stuff okay I think that's fine I think it's fine