Jackie Oshry

I got the ballet flats you've been wearing.

They're really so cozy.

Why?

Yeah, I had a similar thought when I was at the mall in Florida.

I saw a girl wearing biker shorts and heels, and I thought maybe she was doing either like a form of exercise, because it is like a leg workout, or she was trying to break them in for like a big event that night, because it was such a crazy outfit, like a sports bra, biker shorts, and a pair of stilettos, like insane.

And I also got to thinking, but you know, when I was pregnant, my sister-in-law got married, my machatzonom's sister.

And I obviously needed like a pair of heels, but I was literally almost nine months pregnant.

So I bought like a very expensive, well-made pair of kitten heels.

When I say kitten, I mean genuine kitten.

It's literally a ballet flat with like,

a little something on the heel.

And you know what?

I love it.

Because that way you still get like, I don't even need the height.

Cause like, obviously I'm short.

I'm not fooling anyone.

I don't need the height of a heel.

I need like the sort of pointy, elegant toe.

like peeking out of a dress or a pair of slacks.

And a kitten heel is grossly underrated.