Jackie Schimmel

She would have fresh florals. The urns would be put away.

But you know, as a podcaster, you meet a lot of fucking people. I don't fuck with that many people. I really don't. And you keep coming back around to me. Yeah, I like you.

But you know, as a podcaster, you meet a lot of fucking people. I don't fuck with that many people. I really don't. And you keep coming back around to me. Yeah, I like you.

But you know, as a podcaster, you meet a lot of fucking people. I don't fuck with that many people. I really don't. And you keep coming back around to me. Yeah, I like you.

Don't you even look me in the eye and say desperate for a guest or I will shank you in the backyard. Desperate for a guest, Alex Cooper?

Don't you even look me in the eye and say desperate for a guest or I will shank you in the backyard. Desperate for a guest, Alex Cooper?

Don't you even look me in the eye and say desperate for a guest or I will shank you in the backyard. Desperate for a guest, Alex Cooper?

But you know what? Here's the thing. And if there's one thing that I want to say on Call Her Daddy today is that my vagina is not wide, it is shallow. So for a long... I have a very shallow vagina and I'm a woman of extreme efficiency. So like, I don't understand light girlies. Like you go to fucking CVS and you're getting tampon lights. We already have to deal with the pink tax.

But you know what? Here's the thing. And if there's one thing that I want to say on Call Her Daddy today is that my vagina is not wide, it is shallow. So for a long... I have a very shallow vagina and I'm a woman of extreme efficiency. So like, I don't understand light girlies. Like you go to fucking CVS and you're getting tampon lights. We already have to deal with the pink tax.

But you know what? Here's the thing. And if there's one thing that I want to say on Call Her Daddy today is that my vagina is not wide, it is shallow. So for a long... I have a very shallow vagina and I'm a woman of extreme efficiency. So like, I don't understand light girlies. Like you go to fucking CVS and you're getting tampon lights. We already have to deal with the pink tax.

Now I'm having my Gloria Steinem moment.

Now I'm having my Gloria Steinem moment.

Now I'm having my Gloria Steinem moment.

Oh, we love it. We already have to pay the pink tax. All boxes of tampons are the same price. Okay. So why would you go light when you can go? Okay. Just from a fiscal standpoint. Wait, do you buy the ultras? Fuck yeah. I have fit two ultras inside of me, side by side, like fighter pilot jets. Like fucking Top Gun.

Oh, we love it. We already have to pay the pink tax. All boxes of tampons are the same price. Okay. So why would you go light when you can go? Okay. Just from a fiscal standpoint. Wait, do you buy the ultras? Fuck yeah. I have fit two ultras inside of me, side by side, like fighter pilot jets. Like fucking Top Gun.

Oh, we love it. We already have to pay the pink tax. All boxes of tampons are the same price. Okay. So why would you go light when you can go? Okay. Just from a fiscal standpoint. Wait, do you buy the ultras? Fuck yeah. I have fit two ultras inside of me, side by side, like fighter pilot jets. Like fucking Top Gun.

And you think about it. OK, you're either like changing lights every 20 minutes or you alter that shit. You're ready to rumble. You could fly to fucking Abu Dhabi. Have you ever bled through an old truck? Fuck yeah. Yeah.

And you think about it. OK, you're either like changing lights every 20 minutes or you alter that shit. You're ready to rumble. You could fly to fucking Abu Dhabi. Have you ever bled through an old truck? Fuck yeah. Yeah.

And you think about it. OK, you're either like changing lights every 20 minutes or you alter that shit. You're ready to rumble. You could fly to fucking Abu Dhabi. Have you ever bled through an old truck? Fuck yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Like good. Came out of me. Slid down the mountain.