Jackmate

What was it?

Jesus Christ.

That made things awkward in the bedroom.

Yeah.

She was saying daddy, but it meant something else.

I'm from Norwich, it's fine.

Right, so if Stevie and I, we always ask this, if we go to Stockport for a day, what would you recommend that we do?

Plan a little day for us.

Are they able to say they're number one for you now then?

Or is Manchester United still...

Don't get me started.

At the time of recording, West Ham had just been battered by... Well, West Ham just lost to Arsenal and VAR battered us, so maybe we will... Yeah, about the other 36 games we've played.

Now, I heard you're on another podcast by the lovely Hugh Ware.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

And you described yourself as a little chav from Stockport.

Correct.

So what would a little chav from Stockport be getting up to on the streets of Stockport when he was younger?

We've asked people on this pod before if they know Kirby and so many people don't know it.

Mate, that's exactly what happened to me.

I was predicted all top grades and everything.