Jackmate

So I've met most of the players, never really came across you.

And we have a mate called Luke who used to work at the PDC, used to be the media guy at PDC, Luke, the absolute legend of a bloke.

And he would always say about how class you were, right?

And I'd never met you.

Yeah.

And then this night at Hemsby, I meet you and you were just sound straight away.

So you come over, you started digging me out for my podcast and shit like that.

And then I had a football match the next day for Saxony, my Saturday team.

And I knew because there was a free bar there.

Oh, video.

yeah so there was a free bar there and i text the boys i said lads i'm not going to football tomorrow i'm gonna have a big night of the darts and enjoy it and uh they they were like no it's not a good enough excuse i was like yeah like there's big names here nathan's here and they went well if you can get a video message off nathan say them why you're not there and we'll i'll put it in but i'll put the pc version in please do because

Because Nathan did one version and I know what them boys in that fucking group chat were like.

If I sent that in there, that would go everywhere.

And I was just like, hang on, let's redo it.

So we redid it.

Right, boys, boys, like I told you, I'm with Nathan.

Nathan, I can't play tomorrow, can I?

It's the place to be.

It's the place to go.

But that night, and I won't name who it was, there was actually... One of the players was a proper knobhead, right?